I have an abusive mother.

UPDATE: Mother Nature listens when we talk!

Apparently, Mother Nature has been reading Amalgamattion!  Check out the forecast as of 4:45pm CDT:

Alright, when I moved to Chicago, I had to realize that, while I was fixing most things I hated about Boston, the one thing that would remain would be the terrible weather.  Lets take a look at the current hour-to-hour forecast for Chicago:

This is not fair.  Right when I get off work and I want to ride my bike home and play tennis, there are going to be thunderstorms.  Thanks for 75 and sunny while I sit in a climate controlled high-rise office building.

I love my mom.

I'm calling DHS on Mother Nature.